Astrologers choose morning cereal

The fact that granola, the forerunner to cereals like Raisin Bran Crunch, was invented by a Pisces, John Harvey Kellogg, comes as no surprise.

PISCES - Raisin Bran Crunch

Which are characteristics of the ambivalent Aquarius, which ranks second on our list of the most dangerous zodiac signs.

AQUARIUS - Fruit Loops

Aquarius vitality thrives on challenging convention and making others uneasy with their unconventional goals.

These pioneers aren't afraid to do new things like cutting off their eyebrows or drinking purple milk because they want to go where no one has gone before.

CAPRICORN - Cap n’ Crunch

Sea goats are well-suited for the role of sea captain since they enjoy wearing strict uniforms and issuing orders to their subordinates.

The designer of Cap n' Crunch, who is a Capricorn, believes that the cereal's success can be attributed to its "want-more-ishness" flavor profile.

Lucky Charms are the universal symbol for the Sagittarius sign since they are both magically delicious and incredibly useful for carrying drugs.

SAGITTARIUS - Lucky Charms

Optimistic as all get out, they wing it, getting by on a combination of good fortune, superficial charm, and exaggeration.

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